you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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