i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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