There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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