So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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