Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
