do herpes really smell.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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