you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
How external is "for external use only"?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Randomize
