No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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