It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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