I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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