her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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