She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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