Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I want you more than these girls want KFC
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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