so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
