He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i want to swaddle you in tequila
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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