Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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