My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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