She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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