there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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