all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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