therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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