it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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