eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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