remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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