Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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