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I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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