i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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