Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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