I met the friendliest cop last night
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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