I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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