he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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