As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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