Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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