So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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