...so i touched it.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Randomize
