Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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