Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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