ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
?
Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
