Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I will pee on everything he values.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I love you.
Bad choice
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