Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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