i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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