Where is the hickey?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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