was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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