Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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