I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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