I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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