Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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