Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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