Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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