We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Randomize
